"Sit on my wap, Mommy. I gonna tell you a stowwy."
Mommy, sitting down on the rocking chair in front of Soren, snuggles into Soren's little arms and says, "Okay, Soren. Tell me a story."
"Once upon a time! Mommy was playing with a stroller and put a hole in the wall and ran away to grandma's house but Charlene scratched her so she went upstairs and then Rachel Kafween Skousen. The! End!"