The Very Unusual Noodle

by Soren and Grandma

One day as Grandma was opening a package of Ramen Noodles (or long noodles or yummy noodles, as the case may be)  one very unusual noodle jumped out of the package of Ramen noodles and ran away to play with toys and have an adventure.  The toy was yarn.  He liked yarn because it was like him.  The other noodles were too slow and became Soren's lunch.

The unusual noodle went downstairs and found some yarn in a drawer which was the middle drawer.  He danced with the yarn but he slipped and almost fell but grew little arms and saved himself!  And then (after saving himself) he grew legs so he could walk.

He also grew eyes and a nose and mouth and started walking all over and came into the kitchen and jumped on the counter by the stove.  He jumped into the pot on the stove which was hot and so he got cooked.

But because he was an unusual noodle he stayed alive and was eaten, but because he was SO unusual he was still alive and had happy adventures in Soren's stomach until he was pooped out and finally died in the pipes.

The End

I Cleaned My Purse

This is what I had crammed into my tiny little purse.  

And this is what I actually needed in it.  

Sheesh.